Friday, July 23, 2010
Disclaimer: unlike other disclaimers, this post is loosely linked to real events and people. (ok, PERSON) rest assured, for most of the readers reading this, I can vouch that they know what I'm kicking up this hooha for. and now, here's my (much anticipated) post.
Dear Nutcase,
Goodness me, where on Earth do I begin? O.k, for one, have you heard of bipolar disorder? Or maybe split-personalities? You know, when the said victim takes on two (or maybe more) personas. I'm no psychatrist, but I have both good news and bad news for you. Good news is, you only have two minds. Trouble is, your two minds are totally contradicting. Normally, I take on the traits of the typical Singaporean; never kicking up a fuss or doing anything about it unless its directly affecting me. But I've kept my silence LONG ENOUGH. You have been slowly destroying something that used to mean everything to me.
We all value originality, no? And by originality I'm assuming that we all mean our own IDEAS. As in, brain children spawned from the mush sitting around in the skull. And you claimed that you want me to value MY OWN ORIGINALITY. But, what part of originality means having to blindly follow someone else's ideas? True enough, it's for my grades, but just as a friendly reminder, I'm not an ox with a nose ring. I have nothing for you to pull.
Now that's out of the way, let's settle the other issue, shall we? Its about your OTHER persona. As mentioned earlier, you LOVE having me follow YOUR originality. Whoo-F***ing-Hoo. But then, even if this is all fine and dandy, this is where your OTHER side kicks in. See, this other side of yours, if it were to exist without the former, I wouldn't be ranting like I'm stuck in the worst part of that time of the month. In fact, I may even grow to *GASP* like it. This is the part that values originality, at the expense of me being *forced* to follow your will. Long story cut short, these personalities put me in a damned-if-you-do/damned-if-you-don't situation. Almost. Every.Day.
I'd like to stress that I am most definitely NOT in a PMS state of mind. I took chocolates, some honey tea and even breathing exercises between paragraphs. Recipe for total balance. I've kept my silence LONG enough and I think it's time I broke it. Breathing exercises and chocolate can only do this much. I'd like to hear from you, Nutcase. And by then, I do hope you got your mental issues settled so that I may address you by your real name. I may not like you, but at the very least, I won't feel my knuckles itch whenever I see your face.
Your's Sincerely,
Cherie Wednesday Sim
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